Pocket-German: Germans and Dutch: what is their image of the other?

Tonight they are playing against each other. A long awaited game. Good fooball is to be expected. If the Dutch loose, they are out. The pressure is high and "basic instincts" come into play: all the prejudices. What are the stereo types?

The Dutch about the Germans:

loud beer drinkers
eat saussages
still want to rule the world
don't laugh, are boring
are overweight
think that every Dutch speaks German
arrogant
material (big cars, big houses)

Before I continue... I grew up in Düsseldorf, that is ony 30 minutes away from the Netherlands... I do not see too many differences between the two...

The Dutch team:
http://www.emticker.com/?sport=soccer&page=team&id=1552&localization_id=www

Germans about the Dutch:

käse, kicken, kiffen (-> cheese, football, marihuana)
block German Autobahn with their travel trailers
do not understand the AUtobahn law: keep right as much as you can, there is always somebody faster than you. Dutch always drive in the middle (and overtaking on the right is not allowed so you have to pass them on the third lane where the 200 km + cars race by)
play good football but never get the cup
the Dutch are the better Germans: more punctual, more efficient
no curtains in the living room (that is actually a fact but unthinkable for Germans)
good cheese, horrible bread